Guy had more balls than he knew what to do with. Everyone give him a pat on the back when he gets back from being dead.

[ring ring ring ring.]

[There's a long pause at the beginning of the call for a moment as the hollow mutters something unpleasant. He got into a fight a few days ago and he's annoyed that his regeneration abilities won't completely work. He wants answers ( Read more... )

Let me ask you all a question. It's pretty fucking simple, so pay attention. Did any of you morons bury those bodies up at the store?

[Garcian Smith's house is just as victim to the flooding as anyone else's, and it's evident even over the phone. The faint hiss of running water is audible in the background of this call, accompanied by a persistent dripping.]

"As water wears away stones and torrents wash away the soil, so you destroy man's hope." Funny how all this is making ( Read more... )

[The voice is strange - distorted, echoing, reversing back and playing forwards again, and yet still all coming out as perfectly intelligible English.]Hey, chief. Straight up - what's the score here? For once, I'm at a loss! I'm the informant without a clue! I'm getting some sick deja-vu here. Only difference is, there's no Angel here. We're really ( Read more... )

[In the most serious, somber voice he can muster.]

I have a confession to make...

[Pauses for dramatic effect.]

I was the one who stole the couch from the library about a week ago.

[The video flickers into life, displaying a young-looking man sitting staring quizzically at the camera. He's very pale, with blood splattered across his chest and face, his hair and jacket soaked, and despite this...his expression is very calm indeed. His clothes are rumpled and disheveled, and he's leaning strangely over, breathing short, small, ( Read more... )

A-alright, I really hate to do this, honestly... b-but who's got food to spare right now? Me and Chie just finished off the last of our instant ramen and now we're down to a box of baking soda.

And even that's starting to look good.

*The image shown on the screen is at first simply static. Then it clears to show a pathway of dark footsteps in the snow. The image distorts and tears along the bottom before a message comes up over the darkened image:*

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